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"Meaning 'double walker', the doppelganger is a shadow-self that accompanies every human. Dogs and cats have been known to see doppelgangers. They are prepared to listen and give advice to humans, either implanting ideas in their heads, or a type of osmosis. It is said to be bad luck if it is seen, and rarely a doppelganger will let itself be visible to friends and family, often causing great confusion. Doppelgangers can be malicious and mischievous."
This is concrete proof that twin actors, particularly of the child variety, are the spawn of all things wicked and evil and satanic. Many of them comprise a film shot of many an 80s film. You see what it says there? 'Rarely lets itself be seen'. Well, they're plastered all over movie screens. And surely putting twins in front of a camera lens merely doubles an already double evil. Meaning quadruple power of maliciousness and mischief.
This is concrete proof that twin actors, particularly of the child variety, are the spawn of all things wicked and evil and satanic. Many of them comprise a film shot of many an 80s film. You see what it says there? 'Rarely lets itself be seen'. Well, they're plastered all over movie screens. And surely putting twins in front of a camera lens merely doubles an already double evil. Meaning quadruple power of maliciousness and mischief.

Suspect Number One. Tia and Tamera Mowry. Star of worse than god awful Sunday morning channel 4 sitcoms. They even bred an annoying brother to irritate me spineless on the other channel. Blow your Smart Guy and your Sister Sister Steam Shit out ya arse.

Exact same clothing. The same cheeky, "I wanna be your super duper best friend" grin. One tilting on the other, creating aforementioned osmosis. EVIL. EVIL. EVIL.
THE PINNACLE OF EVIL. GINGER TWINS.

Don't be deceived by the variation in colouring attire. Look at the gormless gaze. The tight little mouths. The mop of hair hiding an army of snakes beneath. Hilary and Rebecca Gordon played Dan Aykroyd's kids in The Great Outdoors. John Candy was onto something, steering clear of them. Look what happened. They got harassed by a bear. They also played Harrison Ford's kids in The Mosquito Coast. Look what happened. Dad whisked them from their All American ginger lives to live in the jungle and consequently went mental. It's no wonder River Phoenix turned to drugs. EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL.
The Net is useless in providing the image of Danny's vision in The Shining of two Grady daughters lingering the Hallway before theeeeeeeere's Johnny

So I thought the image of a field would convey the theme
SUSPECT NUMBER 4. XANDER HARRIS FROM BUFFY, KNOWN IN THE FACTUAL WORLD AS NICHOLAS BRENDON

It is a well known fact in Heat magazine and other such literary joys, that Nic has an identical twin, who doubled him in an early episode where all the Sunnydale kiddies' nightmares came true. However, this is mere disguise for the fact that Nic's real identical twin is none other than Outsider Matt Dillon. Who dated a blonde caled Cameron Diaz. Like Xander, who wanted to date a blonde called Buffy. EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL. Also, Nic was in Children of the Corn Part 3. Which recalls our last visit to scary scary fields. EEEEEEEEEEVVVVVIIIIIILLLLLLL.
HIS EYES ARE ATTACHED TO HIS EYEBROWS.

Shudder.
I TOLD YOU

More ginger twins, of the 'Arry Po''er variety. Must be a feat to go around Hogwart's being both ginger and older sibling to the kid who hit every branch of the ugly tree when he fell down.
THE UTTER UTTER SPAWN OF SATAN'S PICNIC TABLE ULTIMATE SUSPECTS
The fricking Olsen twins. Words cannot describe the wickedness. Malicious, vicious, transparent little minions of the Anti Christ. I at least attempted it. These girls are being given awards left right and centre for saving children and representing positive images of and to children in that sorry wasteland for discarded child actors ("Mary-Kate" -as if!). They're friggin 17. TEST TUBES! MILLIONAIRE TEST TUBES!!!! And how have they earned their millions? Pushy mothers making them repeat "maybe it's the footprint of the abominable snowman" on Kelloggs ads, as exhibited on Hollywood kid documentaries some 10 years ago, which I still remember coz their shrill neck squueezable voices were drummed into my poor petrified ear for hours on end. And now they're taking over the airwaves with more bad sitcoms of the Tia and Tamera variety...Make -up lines for the under 4's... Dating tips for the 5-7 year demograph.
They are taking over the world and must be stopped.
They are taking over the world and must be stopped.